herbalist

twinkslayer2007:

*lifts leg* yoga

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studentlifeproblems:

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Actual conversation I just had

jessicamiriamdrew:

My 7 year old son: So if a boy likes another boy, he’s gay?

Me: Maybe. But it’s not just gay or straight. There’s lots of things a person can be.

My son, nodding wisely: Like Jewish.

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zinf:

boy: *says something sexual or flirtatious* 
me: right… anyway

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battlingeccentric:

thebootydiaries:

always wanted to be one of those girls who carry little bottles of lotion w them, just reached in my bag and found a mustard packet

please dont

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tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

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watermelinoe:

jackthevulture:

wtfenris:

toboldlylesbian:

waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

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